Chances are the jokes about Florida will either have you laughing till you’re red in the face, or at least, red with embarrassment.

Here’s one for the grinfest:

“A man walked into a Florida bar with his alligator and asked the bartender: ‘Do you serve lawyers here?’

‘Sure.’

‘Good. One beer for me and a lawyer for my alligator’.”

And two others slightly less wholesome:

“Q. What’s the first thing an Florida State girl does when she wakes up in the morning?

A. Walks home.”

And

“Q. Why couldn’t the baby Jesus be born in Florida?

A: Because they couldn’t find 3 wise men or a virgin.”

See what I mean? Going by these, Florida might be the most gormless, loose-moraled place in the world.